Phreeq Inc returns to Second Life!

Flux — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 06:31:02 +0000

Yes it’s true. You heard right. This time we’re doing this a little differently. For starters, its not a solo act like it was before, apparently I am not as omniscient as I originally thought I could be. I have a full crew covering just about every aspect that is Phreeq Inc. Allow me to introduce you to them.

First up we have my right hand man, Tiger Noh. There is NOTHING this man won’t try once, twice if its painful. He is an ace at reverse engineering, always on the quest to discover how things work. A master problem solver, we have yet to have an issue he couldn’t solve. An Up and coming Sculptor at an amazing rate, he is unstoppable. Most importantly, he is a model poster child of Phreeq. Just a word of warning though, never go AFK around him, you’ll never be the same.

Next up we have my right hand woman, my lovely wife, Wycked Harbinger, which without her, none of this would be possible. She is rapidly taking shoe fetish to a whole new extreme. She handles the finances and business end of the show, cause we all know money is never safe in my hands. Shes also in charge of Womens clothing and accessories sold directly through Phreeq Inc, as I have stepped down from that task to focus on other projects. And of course, shes also one of the elite few models we have on hand. I’d normally tell you to keep your hands off her but yea, she takes care of my light work for me as well.

That brings us to the next Right hand woman, Tigers right hand, Elektra Noh. Without her, Tiger wouldn’t be possible. Nah, seriously, Tiger would still be possible but he’d be a total mad man, he needs her to keep him from blowing up the whole damn planet. Amongst many things, shes one of Phreeq Inc elite models, crypt specialist and all around great person to have around. Shes also Wyckeds partner in crime, when these two get together, they can wipe out a bank account in 2.3 seconds combined time.

Last and probably least, yours truly, Flux Woyseck, the Man in Charge, atleast they like to let me think so. I am the lead designer, Texture Artist and King of Randomness. Pick a time and I generally have more projects going on than I have finished, I’m working on it though. I have yet to meet a prim or sculpt I couldn’t make look good. Enough about me, now for the good stuff.

I have decided that its high time Phreeq Inc went in a new direction without losing its roots, and what better way to continue the legacy then by going from custom hot rods and hot rod furniture to Custom Choppers and soon Chopper furniture. Yes I proudly present to you…..

We have already produced two amazing bikes, Pravus and Bellator, and have even more coming. Of course we are still in the apparel business, clothes are just too fun to quit making. I have added a few new shirts, plus we still have the Rash collection that most of you missed the last time around. And of course, they always popular Camo Collection. However lately I have been focusing my efforts on increasing our clothing for men, with a few shirts for you ladies along the way. Wycked will be taking care of you ladies for the most part. While Tiger and I are working on providing you with new and unique bikes in all shapes and colors. Don’t forget to ask getting a custom paint job, we love a challenge, we’ll also be offering custom bikes very soon as well, stay tuned.

Well that about covers it all for now. I will be adding photos of the bikes and clothes soon, so check back often. Also be sure to check out the About Us section soon as I will be posting profiles of all the Phreeq Inc crew and a few of our friends as well. Have a question you’d like to ask us or include in the profiles? Leave a comment and we’ll do everything we can to answer it.

Megan Fox: Bitchin’ or just a Bitch?

Flux — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 02:41:02 +0000

I, like most other red blooded American males, was quite excited to see Megan Fox on the big screen with a legend such as Optimus Prime, and again in the sequel. It was great to see such a beautiful woman in a geekfest of a film, not as some primpy bimbo in a short skirt, not as a snobby slut. No my friends, none of these, she was every man’s fantasy, tough, smart and not afraid to get her hands dirty. That single role propelled her from “Just another pretty face” status straight up to “2008’s Most downloaded spank bank deposit”, winning over everyone from gear heads to geeks. Lets not forget her appearances at such events as ComicCon, showing off her Pro-Geek support.

Lets take a moment to look at Ms. Fox’s resume shall we, you can all read along with me: IMDB

In 2001, Fox got her first role in Holiday in the Sun, Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen must be so proud.
In 2002 she starred in one season the only season of Ocean Ave, critics everywhere raved about the poor acting and writing, the show so bad it wasn’t even aired in the USA, Should have pitched it to FOX, they air anything.
Then from 2003 on up until she got cast for Transformers is a bunch of bit roles here and there, most of them she was credited for like, like her role in Bad Boys II “Stars-and-Stripes Bikini Kid Dancing Under Waterfall”. Must make her momma proud.

Ok ok, I know, every actor has to start somewhere until they find their calling, I get it, really I do. However, for the most part, Megan was the poster child “Just another pretty face” until Michael Bay got a hold of her. I am not without honor, I will give props when due, Megan Fox has come a long way since “Stars-and-Stripes Bikini Kid” and that, shes to be commended for.

Now lets take a look at the darker side of Ms. Fox and see what gooey goodness we can find.

The Superfical reports about an open letter posted on Michaelbay.com supposedly written by three crew members, whilst its speculated that Michael Bay wrote it himself. Regardless of who wrote it, one part I find incredibly funny is; “She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.”
Fox told Entertainment Weekly: “I mean, I can’t s— on this movie because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don’t want to blow smoke up people’s a–. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting.” – USMagazine.com
Cracked.com sums it up best of all and they even have side by side comparisons to go with it the whole Jolie/Fox round and round.

Bottom line, take from Ms. Fox what you will, trust me, I doubt she’ll mind, afterall shes not using much but her looks. In the end “Just another pretty face” still gets the paychecks handed to her whilst you and I bust our ass’s to get paid.

Verdict: We the people of Phreeq Inc find you, Megan Fox, Guilty of being a heinous bitch.